Well, I can at least say its not Dota.

But if the coffee is free, no *** gets paid.

because hes blue and not paying for gold. so he gives money in other ways.

Metal festivals are the most peaceful places in germany, and also theres high concentration of beer. Coincidence? I think not.
Lets make worldpeace by beer true!

I hate doge too. Doge is annoying and not funny.

Yes they are fake. But they can be good jokes. Do you believe every joke to be true?

I always take the plant pokemon. They are green, and green is my favorite colour. I never take the water type, since I dont like blue. The fire type is ok on a second playthrough.

they are always fake. take them as a joke, as jokes are often fake too.