No, she wants a PETicure.

Great response. Unfortunately, he may be bound by the terms and conditions he agreed to by utilizing the parking service. Liquidated damages would likely be prescribed in the terms and conditions.

Your heated blanket has an ENORMOUS head!

More comics and a bonus panel here, ladies and gentlemen: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/immortality-3

I just drooled at work.

Don't think I was noticed...

No problemo. All you have to do is to encrypt all the passwords with RSA 4096 before writing them down in the book. Then all you need to remember is one single 4096 bit encryption key, to decrypt them when needed.

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The Fast and the Furriest?

oooh what comes off by 11pm?

The contrast for me, growing up in a >95% white school district I, would spend the night at one of my black friend's houses and his mom would cook her god tier fried chicken every time.

She thought it was ***ing hilarious white people only thought black people ate chicken so she made sure anytime white folks were over for dinner she cooked it. Since it was such a production it was almost the only time she did cook it, to the point that my friend's little brother would beg me to come over so he could have mom's chicken.

Much better than tased balls or carrots.