sauce?

What kind of a little *** must you be that you can't peel five potatoes with a knife

Please tell me it's b8 and not real.

The fly is obviously nowhere near the red area

If this were true then the Czechs wouldn't reproduce at all

Go eat a dick, birthday boy. Why aren't you out partying?

Nah, the US has nine, Chamorro, Atlantic, Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Alaska, Hawaii and Samoa.

You do realise that the foolish Brits used to own half the world? But then, that was before TV, so you probably haven't learned about it in school.

Sweet fourpack

Actually most of these transliterations are open to interpretation. The only correct way to spell it would be in the original script