I've actually been around for about a year, but just created a new account

That's not of course to say that all taxi drivers are the sons of hookers. It doesn't necessarily go in reverse. It'd be comparable to how all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles need be squares. Not a great burn after all

Very different connotation to the joke. I rule not a repost

It would actually be approximately .14 inches longer then 3 inches

Is that Hawkeye from MASH

The joke was too obvious for me to even manage a slight smile of bemusement

Here it is http://hugelol.com/lol/158178

Sure is nice of them to put the tv lines(Blue and yellow) on the field in real life

It's just a bunch of powers of x

We really should. The metric system is superior to the imperial system in every way