My girlfriend knows that I can masturbate with some fine ass porn, so if SHE wants to taste my God damn stick, she better give me that last piece of pizza.

It is called free will.God gave you free will. You do what you think is right for YOU.
If someone wants to hurt somebody he is free to do so.
Let's say that he exists, okay?Wouldn't he give us free will to make what makes us happy? If he were there, preventing every bad person,every murderer,burglar or w/e person, they would feel imprisoned, wouldn't they?They would feel like they cannot do w/e they want.
If someone loves killing people, he is free to do so.There are god's people who can prevent them if the second want to..I am not talking about the church or sth like that.Cause these are NOT people of God.
"God" and "Devil" are just WORDS to explain two opposing meanings.Good and Evil. If you do good, your soul and your inside are happy.Then we say that you are with God.If you do bad and evil,hurting and shit like that, then sth is wrong with your inside.Sth is wrong with your brain too.Then you are with the Devil.You are evil.If "God's" power is with you and leads your brain, you are more willing to feel like a good and loving person. A person that has the power to change the world.
God will NEVER prevent you from doing what you like.YOU have the power to do what makes you happy.

For the people who didn't get it.
He was fcking her pussy and she farted.
He said, Hush little one(he reffered to her ass), you're next.
That means he was going anal, later.
*flies away*

Everytime he is thinking: 'This time I am going to win an Oscar!'