That's a great costume and everything, but the filter on the photograph is certainly helping.

I still believe too.

that's not even right lol, wyd tho

2003 interview on The Howard Stern Show:
>“You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body. She made a lot of money as a model—a tremendous amount.”

March 2006 appearance on The View:
>"I don't think Ivanka would do that [for Playboy]. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her."

September 2015 interview with Rolling Stone:
>"Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father ..."

Why does this remind me of Danny Devito

 I would like to buy a hamburger!

I'm quite pleasantly stoned on some very good weed and I have travelled a lot. This shot right here made me pause. Ahh, Dude ! RIGHTEOUS !!!!

I would invest my life savings in this movie

*They see me rollin' they hatin...*