I once worked for a company that did work in New Orleans after hurricane Katrina. I spent quite a bit of time there and my company gave out t-shirts with company logos for employees. All they had left when I got one was a 3x size. I took it anyway.
I wore the shirt around the house for years to come. My sister-in-law came over one day when I had it on. She says, "That's a huge shirt. Where did you get it?". Knowing that she knew of my work after the hurricane, I said "It was left over from Katrina."
I'm just going to share this because it feels appropriate but it's definitely TMI:
I've had guys titty *** me before and I've moaned because it felt like I was supposed to but I'm probably legally mentally retarded because it does literally nothing for me. How weird would it be if I just laid there quietly though?
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