sauk · 1 points ·
Long fog is riot?

sauk · 2 points ·
You could try not being a dumbass and wet the toothbrush first.

sauk · 1 points ·
Why is that a daddy issue though?

sauk · 1 points ·
Is there some law I don't know of that says you have to take these photos if you get pregnant?

sauk · 20 points ·
"I ***ing hate white men" has a portrait of a white man...

sauk · 1 points ·
Does Dankey Kang got that dank weed though?

sauk · 2 points ·
For a second there I thought her breasts were a roll of toilet paper.

sauk · 9 points ·
If you're holding up the toilet seat for her then I've got some bad news for you...

sauk · 32 points · *
What's black and blue and hates sex?

The seven year old in my trunk

sauk · 2 points ·
He's also never gone on record saying he's not a baby eater...MAYBE BECAUSE HE IS TO BUSY EATING BABIES!!!


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