Serial_Nommer · 2 points ·
Thank god this would never happen to me if I didn't buy an xbox one... not like the government can tap my phone or read my email... really dodged a bullet there.

Serial_Nommer · 1 points ·
one does not simply pinpoint the origin of an old joke

Serial_Nommer · 1 points ·
everyone who has ever lived in michigan has either told or heard this exact joke before

Serial_Nommer · 10 points ·
Way to go colorado

Serial_Nommer · 1 points ·
Exactly what I thought.

Serial_Nommer · 10 points ·
This is truly inspirational

Serial_Nommer · 5 points ·
You've obviously been with some nasty women.

Serial_Nommer · 8 points ·
Her face is like "oh lowdy"

Serial_Nommer · 2 points ·
After about 1,500 total negative karma you still insist on posting ponies. We don't want your ponies here!

Serial_Nommer · 4 points ·
...and this is what happens when full grown men watch childrens shows.


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