shadowpath · 1 points ·
1. it's a repost
2. it's a repost
3. it might be fun (haha, let's all laugh at this cuz it's so true!) but it's actually pretty inaccurate. It's a lot better in school than jail.

shadowpath · 3 points ·
There is actually a very simple solution.
Take a piece of toilet paper and put it on your penis head so that it will absorb your urine and it will just stream downward.
Works in other situations too, like "shotgun", "split stream" and other freaks of nature in matters of pissing.

shadowpath · 1 points ·
cuz murica'

shadowpath · 1 points ·
Until they get back to straight razors.

shadowpath · 1 points ·
That guy's movie RIPs are everywhere... but the 1080p has worse quality than a normal 720p...and the 720p worse than a DvD-rip. Sound quality sucks, video quality sucks. Good only if you have really bad internet speed.

shadowpath · 1 points ·
typical police action.

shadowpath · 0 points ·
Maybe he's in limbo and not getting an Oscar is his reminder of waking up.

shadowpath · 2 points ·
Why would you want to pun·ish people around you for your jokes.

shadowpath · 1 points ·
one cummucino to go please!

shadowpath · 2 points ·
i see this going down like: "Mom i bought you a new bed, it's time to get rid of the one you conceived me in."


:(