My apologies. Well I believe that the benefits of potassium need to be spread to this reality or else it will affect us all drastically. So most people should give a *** about this. To your direct question, people that really know how important potassium is, actually give a multitude of many huge ***s.

It is indeed true however I created this using paint... :(

I suggest you read this post:
http://hugelol.com/lol/239810

Shafdude does not have a sexual orientation as I am only a channel for potassium to pass through. I have eradicated all sexual drive in myself so that I may dedicate my self completely to the propagation of potassium.

I am returning now because the melons have left this universe behind to terrorize other ones. While the potassium army fights them in those universes I have been sent as an insurgent to build potassium in this universe so that there are more reinforcements against the melons.

It is highly probably that the melons might send over insurgents to fight me if they realize I am back at this universe. However before that happens I plan on spreading potassium to this universe as much as possible.

I was able to ward of the melons from this universe by distracting them, they still exist but are reigning terror in a different universe currently. I decided to save this universe while they are distracted by poisoning the other one. There is still a war going on in between my fellow potassiums and the melons in that other universe. I am an insurgent for this one however.

Not since I started fighting the melons by going to university to educate myself on the benefits of potassium

Melons

if bananas count as dicks yeah!