shenzi · 6 points ·
I...am not just referring to Shrek with the word rip-off. ;)
If you look close enough you can also spot other pixar characters...

shenzi · 3 points ·
does this terrible rip-off-thing actually exist? PLEASE tell me it does! :D

shenzi · 0 points ·
i see a repost, but i strangely get really turned on by the gif, so i got that going for me, which is nice.

shenzi · 1 points ·
It's not exactly about "nobody" being a negative. It's because its an opposite.
let me show you:
killing somebody = somebody dies,
killing nobody = nobody dies,
not killing somebody = nobody dies,
not killing nobody = somebody dies

shenzi · 1 points ·
those eyes scream kill me....eyes scream...hmmm....ice cream...

shenzi · 5 points ·
Sorry Zakuram. Economy class was teaching you wrong. It definitely is 10€.

shenzi · 5 points ·
You might not be familiar with mating. At first it is all about lies and looks. Even animals do this. Have you ever seen a male pea*** walk up to a female one like "hey, i've got a great personality. though i am blind on one eye and i have a heart disease that may effect our future children as well, i hope you still want to make love with me"
no man. they're just like "***, I've got colors. I am majestic! *** me already!"

shenzi · 16 points ·
SNOO SNOO

shenzi · 1 points ·
wow. she bought a shirt and mentioned boobs. hilarious.

shenzi · 1 points ·
The best thing is that he just can't draw feet, but instead of trying to learn it, because it is his goddamn job to draw, he is just like "naaah,...*** this shit. i don't do proper feet. let them stand in water or something. or jumping. or stand them all them tippytoe."
:D I really find this hilarious.


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