shwikkaman · 10 points ·
Instead of a deus ex ending like orcas, just have it be a bunch of rednecks in their boats with crates of dynamite used for blast fishing.

The billionaires never stood a chance.

shwikkaman · 3 points ·
I know the feel, bruh. I was stagnating at one job, so I applied to another. Great people, work conditions, and pay, but a week in, I get a much better offer, so I took it.

I felt like such a jerk, but in the end, I had to accept none of this was personal. If the business needed to, they'd let me go. It's a two-way street, so no need to feel guilty about looking out for yourself. That's just being responsible.

In the end, super happy for you. Good luck at your new - and improved - job!

shwikkaman · 16 points ·
Yo, I didn't know Dave Bautista did drag

shwikkaman · 4 points ·
The Justice League animated series had a strong Batman/Wonder Woman line running through the show.

The New 52 comics decided that Lois Lane didn't exist anymore and put Superman and Wonder Woman together.

In short, different versions, different pairings.

shwikkaman · 0 points ·
When The Emperor returns and sees the state of The Administratum

shwikkaman · 8 points ·
But they will say things like "At least 180", so I think you're right: it's definitely the round number bit

shwikkaman · 1 points ·
real :(

shwikkaman · 10 points ·
a happy couple living their best life

shwikkaman · 10 points ·
birds are government spy drones. IRS be creepin

shwikkaman · 3 points ·
What is the rubber duck if not avatars of his will?

PRAISE BE UNTO THE OMNISSIAH!


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