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this made me smile. thank you :D

Indeed. Very holy. Much faithful.

The Sisters of Battle.

They also totally don't have an order called the Sisters Repentia which is them, but skimpier with big swords.

He praise the sun, but show us the moon

A fren. Cheesed to meet you.

Don't let it gather power for long.

The Christian church's fall started when it became a political entity and moved its faith from God into money and status. The longer this went, the worse it got as institutions always shift focus from their mission to maintaining their own existence.

In short, keep small and keep moving. Don't let religion stall and stagnate, just like any organization of people.

Roll a charisma check to make eye contact the entire time

Instead of a deus ex ending like orcas, just have it be a bunch of rednecks in their boats with crates of dynamite used for blast fishing.

The billionaires never stood a chance.