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Simplyfly · 3 points ·
I think that would actually break her spine, resulting in pretty much this: http://i.imgur.com/ruxCP.gif

Simplyfly · 4 points ·
I would be so suspicious while eating my fries. Looks like a fried spring to me

Simplyfly · 1 points ·
Wow, shopping skills!

Simplyfly · 1 points ·
Thank you very much, Sir!

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