Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 4 points ·
My completionist tendencies demand that I upgrade.

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 2 points · *
The cheetah has non-retractible claws, unlike any other big cat, and they use those to get better traction when they are running. However, this makes them really dull, and they can't use those as weapons. Instead they have one relatively tiny claw on the back of their frontal ankles that they use to grapple onto the backs of their prey. This is the only method of attack that they have other than their fangs. And since they use up most of their stamina running down their prey, they are pretty much defenseless against any other predator that drops by and tries to steal their kill. Especially since, unlike leopards, they can't climb trees and eat in the treetops due to the aformentioned dull claws.

So as soon as a cheetah kills something they drop down on the floor, panting as fast as they can to regain their energy, praying that nothing particularly threatening drops by before they've recovered and hoping beyond hope that they'll get at least one bite in their meal before they get chased off.

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 2 points · *
I, however, do. Baby cheetahs have, over the course of hundreds of thousands of years, evolved to look like honey badgers so that no one ***s with them. (Honey badgers will pick fights with anything that has a pulse, no matter if it's a cobra, or a pack of lions)

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 1 points ·
Radhan grinds that poor sucker into a fine red mist and then proceeds to inhale it as if it were cocaine.

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 4 points ·
Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 2 points ·
Dude, it's literally been 5 months since I commented this. How deep are you digging?

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 1 points ·
Whichever way my ***ed up handwriting makes it look like.

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 4 points ·
K

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 5 points · *
Penguins will violently, sexually assault the frozen, severed heads of female penguins.

They deserve it.

Skeletal_Cadet · Commenter of the Day · 3 points ·
Ah yes.

(("Him"))


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