Perhaps the spout was too phallic.

Oh it could have been because Kraut is considered a racial slur for Germans. It's like saying "beaner".

man tampons cost like 6 bucks where are you getting yours?

Or perhaps more skeletor?

bwahhh

Not for me. I have kissed many a man

Maybe this will clear things up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM

This man is a pussy pounder

Sometimes when we are making love, my boyfriend leans in close and whispers in my ear, "this is my swamp."

Basically emo kids can't handle any real problems, but leech attention by making up vague, "it's complicated" kind of problems. So like, he wouldn't actually like getting his ass kicked, but he would love to be able to complain that he got his ass kicked and was "bullied" and that made him like suicidal or some shit.