The second one is what was meant in the picture.

Nice one.

I am German and this is kinda correct, especially when you play against linguistics students (don't ever try it).
Edit: Just googled longest German word and came across this one "Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft".
Translation: Association for subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services

Erm... nope, it was not.
First Image: Someone with a chestity belt.
Second image: Sripper with exposed breasts.
I didn't know if it was okay post to that here (rules).
Original Screencap: http://i.imgur.com/LFNTcEe.png

I personally think Java is the easiest language to learn (easiest, not best). C# though is pretty good. But most things I do are in basic C or Assembler.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mr+skeltal

Muppisode - Food Fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlpjt9QjMYg

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