but both cups hold artificial creamers

Im all for motivational shit, but you dont truly know if a books bad, till youve read the ending. If you dont like a menu, that doesnt mean you wont love the food, and you never truly know if your on a bad path, until you've come to the end, and if you never settle, arent you just always chasing happiness yet never arriving at it

If you accidentally wash a black panda with a load of whites, this is what happens.

Mined the gap.

I order water when I go out to eat because I actually prefer water.

Tigger please

One of these things is not like the other.

As an Apple user, I can't even defend this decision.

Are you sure he isn't a bit French?

my parents were gone all weekend and i sat on the sofa in the living room (instead of usually in my bed) and jacked it to mostly bbc porn the entire time. the problem is I was kinda careless with 'cleaning up' because I knew they wouldn't be back for so long but now they're coming home any minute and the centre of the couch is all dark and stained from all the lube I spilled there and there looks like what might be a skidmark. I was also rolling the whole time so I was literally sweating my ass off and I couldn't even cum.