I think the first thing we´d do in Austria is ask its stance on alcohol and invent a slur for it. Oarsch aliens, wenn de nix saufn kennans glei wieder obfoan.

Switch the bottom one to the other side and we have an interesting fantasy setting on the left. Demons being nice is no less "unrealistic" than organised religious organisations being a force for good.

Very much understandable, I also dabbled a bit in it. But I also had a relationship where the last of the three years being open and sleeping with others worked out pretty well. That one only ended because her academic career took her across Europe and we still get along.

Had a great trip to Amsterdam with my friends last week. We basically just went there for good food, party and drugs but man did we get what we came for. Also, it was my 5th time there so I have done all the classical tourist stuff. This weekend after the two trips in the past 3 weeks I´ll chill and relax.

On further news, when I was there I met my ex the first time for 3 years and we still get along (kinda odd but cute being called Hasi by someone you last saw years ago). Bummed two Ritalin off her and tried one today. The calm was indescribable, both in body and mind, though I got a bit tired. Still I managed to do a good bit of work without any distraction and wrote two job applications I have been putting off for like months. Guess that was the final hint that I really do have ADHD. Maybe I´ll get a diagnosis one day as she did and get access to that stuff on the regular.

Almost as if they are a land of immigrants or something.

Kek most of the poles I know start making monkey jokes the second they spot a black person. Honestly surprised it never got us into trouble so far.

I dont know about some more sensitive places, but I recently got my first tattoo on my shoulder and these 4h were chill af. Like being scratched a little harder. Honestly if I was drunk or high, I might downright have enjoyed it.

Kek I had to look that up, I thought it was some recent AI slop

Yeah as a straight men they only really work now when you both pay and are pretty good looking. I know a few guys who have used them to drown themselves in woman. Honestly I never understood that myself. I enjoy sleeping with a few woman, but the sheer amount of time and effort you have to put in just for so many dates with so many woman.... basically another full time job. Also when I enjoyed someones company I wanna see her again not go straight to the next.

To each their own, my favourite thing is seeing someone crave me and my touch. I dont mind non exclusivity under certain circumstances, I just wanna be their best.

(Also I struggle with being exclusive myself)