You can also see her thong if you look closer lol

...white people

Actually date trees take 4-8 years to produce any fruit, but they take 7-10 years after being planted to produce the desired (sweet) fruit. I come from a family of date and citrus farmers. Boring, I know. Still funny post tho.

He also ate bear meat with his deer teeth just for the lols

*sigh*

If this is really your family and not simply told in the first person for the purpose of the joke: you have a beautiful family, I envy you sir.