Spite is a great motivator. One year a friend's mother-in-law didn't invite her to Thanksgiving when her husband was away on deployment, so we got a bunch of people together and do a now traditional Spite Thanksgiving. Before that motivator, none of us wanted to bother with the hassle of feeding a big group, but SPITE!
If this dude is single then he should use that photo for his Tinder profile - a kind hearted, animal loving astronaut... I'm guessing that will be pretty appealing.
Yo, when you up in there you be making mad promises! Talking bout second round and going all night.
Then finally when you bust you're wondering why you still ***ing with this ***; you ain't even like her that much anyway. Why her forehead so big? Why life gotta be so hard?
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