that's not a bird you idiot, it's a B2 bomber

some people swallow eggs intended to have tapeworms and lose weight.

not a funny comment, just a tip from a developed country.
a week or so before you do any kind of work on some street, you put signs on top of existing sings saying "street work, day X from 0:00 to 0:00".

BESIDES, slaves were prisoners from other black tribes!
Europeans didnt run all across africa to get slaves, they were waiting to be transported by the shore, being sold by the tribe who won the fight against them. black people from africa itself made profit selling slaves! *** yeah.

says the guy without any degree.
and 1 sec in google:
Heat Index
The heat index (HI) is an index that combines air temperature and dew point in an attempt to determine the human-perceived equivalent temperature — how hot it feels, termed the felt air temperature. The human body normally cools itself by perspiration, or sweating, which evaporates and carries heat away from the body. However, when the relative humidity is high the evaporation rate is reduced, so heat is removed from the body at a lower rate causing it to retain more heat than it would in dry air. Measurements have been taken based on subjective descriptions of how hot subjects feel for a given temperature and humidity, allowing an index to be made which corresponds a temperature and humidity combination to a higher temperature in dry air.

pope doesnt need any guards, he is protected by god himself.
oh wait...

after 1 year of marriage she will want to *** once or twice a month, so masturbation is not a problem.

mom said I can dark druid too after I finish watering the flowers!

When I notice someone hot at a club, they look different when I turn off the lights.

you can see how misaligned the guys in spaceballs are compared to the monitor.
so it's clear that there's a live camera in the right side of the film camera.
bet you never noticed