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yes, but more wear and tear

At a public beach, a man decides to take a swim.

As the water reaches his waist, he suddenly feels a hand grab him by the balls. A voice asks, "Plus two or minus two?" Startled, the man quickly replies, "Plus two!" The hand releases him. He rushes to the shore and checks his pants to find he now has four balls.

Determined to fix the situation, he re-enters the water. Once again, the mysterious hand grabs his now four balls and the voice asks, "Plus four or minus four?"

damn, pokematic is everywhere

he's busy shitposting

love from kazakhstan

sounds almost the same as Romanian "cuțit" - knife, most likely a coincidence

The design is very human

pathetic

please do not the cat