Thing is... there's nothing inside the machine.

So, you're telling me I'm the only one who sees a half-sunk pussy right there?

I seriously expect the Pedobear to come out of this one and try to give me "a ride". It's the most legitimate-looking van ever.

Especially the Metal Gear Solid titles. Oh, Jesus, lord and savior... I had a drinking game where my friends and I would drink a shot every time he does something stupid. Needless to say we all got wasted within an hour.

I don't remember this being the vanilla tip for One-Handed. Is this from a mod? If yes, which one?

Was looking for this comment. We have the same way of thinking, brother.

Damn! Will it work if I edit my original comment now and wish for something else?

I wish there was an uploaded video on YouTube of this...

It's actually Patric Zimmerman who's voicing him in MGS1, 2 and 4. Josh Keaton voiced him in MGS3 and MPO and Troy Baker will voice him in MGSV.

Take a look here: http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Revolver_Ocelot

Plot twist: she turns out to be a dude and sends you a pic of "her" rooster. It's bigger than yours. YFW