SquirrelAway · 1 points ·
Cleverbot is such a waste of my life. I have better conversations with fruit.

SquirrelAway · 1 points ·
This is only funny because I'm at my friend's house, her dog's name is Luna, and we are watching Dr. Who on netflicks with a crappy internet connection.

SquirrelAway · 2 points ·
Have you ever met someone that is a human version of having your balls stepped on?

SquirrelAway · 1 points ·
This is John Mulaney and he is flipping hilarious. You should listen to his joke about the best meal he's ever eaten

SquirrelAway · 0 points ·
Did you think that was funny because he's wearing an orange suit or because he's talking about his dick being on fire?

SquirrelAway · 2 points ·
That probably cost more than I make in a week.

SquirrelAway · 3 points ·
What's funny is that Fahrenheit was invented using the metric system. 0 in Celsius is 32 in Fahrenheit because the inventor used a ruler and measured the height mercury rose when the thermometer was in ice water, which was 32 centimeters.

SquirrelAway · 15 points ·
Are you telling me you don't want to see Selena Gomez in a gold bikini?

SquirrelAway · 2 points ·
Neapolitan ice cream has vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate all in one container. It's fantastic.

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So I married into a family of Jehovah's Witnesses, I show them the posts people put up about their religion. They think some are hilarious.
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