I have an AMD... Worst part was, the next step up from my computer came out a couple of months later with an i7....

So my penis is a natural thing can I walk around with it flopping about?

When people say that ketchup is a smoothie it makes me want to ask them a simple question. Do you put salt and vinegar in a smoothie? Cuz I sure don't.

It's a movie that was about 2 reporters killing the leader of North Korea. So North Korea wasn't very happy and threatened to bomb movie theaters that show the movie. So theaters said they aren't showing it because it wasn't worth the risk.

It could be in Hiragana (actual Japanese characters not Kanji which came from China) へんたい in which case there would be no way to show love (あい)

Actually that's a klingon bat'leth and is a sword.

Please tell me this really really happened!

My girlfriend and I get them almost daily and we haven't used kik in a long time.

Actually it's illegal because there is a law in America that says that no non-edible thing can be put inside of food for reasons of the food's safety due to the chance of, for example, plastic melting and poisoning the food, not because a kid might eat it.

Just like you can't put a baseball in a cake then sell that. It could be unsafe to eat for reasons other than eating a baseball.