White tyrant, the roque of the state. Am I illuminaty?

This is not the android you're looking for

Meanwhile in the Netherlands, on a state television broadcasting station...

I can't remember, I guess either radiation or temperature (satellites can get real hot in the sun, and real cold when they're in earths shadow).

There actually has been atleast one iphone in space. Survived for ~5 minutes. Not an iphone 6 though.

We won't do it in 2015, but it should be possible in the future. Contrary to popular believe, the sun is not unfathomibly hot. In man-made lab environments we created temperatures 250000 times hotter than the center of the sun, the surface of the sun is only a billionth of the temperature we can create in laboratories.

As soon as we can manage nuclear fusion it will probably be possible to cool an expeditionary outpost at the surface of the sun, as cooling by 5000 degrees Celcius should not be impossible with enough energy of your own.

The 'surface' of the sun is offcourse not solid, so you will probably orbit in the photosphere (the part that is often called the surface, it's the outer light producing part of the suns 'atmosphere'). and you will need to be able to precisely predict solar weather offcourse.

So 2015? NO. But 2115? Most likely it's possible by then :)

At least it's spoiler free!

60 seconds isn't even 0:60 in microwave time, it's 1:00...

And why am I calling it microwave time now to :(

Didn't Germany mean 'meer' important?