switchfootball · 1 points ·
Best choice so far-he'd probably make a big impact in Washington



switchfootball · 1 points ·
My dad used to scream at drivers, when they didn't go even though the light was green:
"What, are you waiting for the whole pole to turn green?!"

switchfootball · 1 points ·
I used to watch porn muted because I hated hearing the girl slurping. Then I actually started sucking dick and learned that y'all *want* to hear us suck dick like a fat man eating Chef Boyardee. I don't understand.

switchfootball · 1 points ·
I usually go for a sniper build, but in FO4 sniper rifles just plain sucked, even with all the right perks. I gave up completely when I found a combat shotgun with the explosive effect. Called it Limbs-and-torso Separator (because that's what it did in a single shot).

Incidentally, game ceased* to be a challenge afterwards. The weapon was ridiculously OP. Brought down Legendary Deathclaws in 5-6 shots.

*Thanks.

switchfootball · 1 points ·
With that mix of disappointment, irritation, and humor, I figured you would be a bard.

switchfootball · 2 points ·
Did he lose his phone too?!


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