Mr. Lopez should really learn about protection.

Actually "balance to the force" doesn't mean equal numbers of sith and jedi or good versus evil. Jedi are by themselves all about balance. If the world manages to end up with everyone treating everyone well and obviously being treated well themselves that's balance. Jedi strive for that among other things and would try to stabilize that state. Sith are all about gaining power over everything else at the expense of everyone else and would endlessly fight among eachother which is as close to chaos as possible which is quite opposite from balance. That's why the chosen one is supposed to help the jedi.

I don't see my girl doing this at all, but if she did this nonsense to me while crossing a road ... she would not be repeating it in a women's locker room.

A while ago l told someone I did the most amazing thing (imagine I-flew-in-a-NASA-mission-to-space-got-kidnapped-by aliens-escaped-to-a-human-starship-from-a-parallel-universe-via-a-tactical-one-man-fighter-after-a-space-chase-defeated-Darth-Vader-in-a-lightsaber-duel-had-a-party-thrown-for-me-by-the-president-of-the-universe-after-which-I-had-bedroom-adventures-for-a-few-days-with-several-humanoid-ladies-with-appealing-differences-from-humans-amazing) and all the reaction I get is : "Did you get drunk?". I'm not going to preach conclusions, just felt like sharing this bit of frustration.

Vladislas III Dracula the Impaler approves.

That's so dense it makes me wanna kick you.
That's realism. Anyone can kick even the best martial artist's butt if they get them unaware and/or by freak chance.
Go watch your crappy movies where your favourite character runs amok about a battlefield and he's not shredded the very first instant by a hail of bullets because his awesomeness protects him.

(Takes place about half a century ago, North Am.) The sheriff is called to a crime scene in a forest. As the criminalist walks him through the evidence, he shows him blood spatter on about half the rocks and trees in the area, then they reach a burnt pyre with the charred remains of the dismembered corpse of a black man that still carries around its neck a piece of the hanging rope tied to a branch on a nearby tree. As he examines the corpse the sheriff with empathy evident in his voice sighs and says: Oh, dear Lord, what a terrible suicide.
That's obviously a radical example(joke), but even in actual law there are rules that aren't in any written norm, but rather originate from tradition, habit or the peculiarities of everyday life, and so on which are no less important than the laws themselves. (And in general it is not a bad thing.) So fact of life: Goalkeepers in the penalty area are with priority. Simpleton.

Goalkeepers in the penalty area are with priority, keep out of their way, or you're gonna get busted and on top of that booked.

The two stooges are funny I'll admit, but that's not the world cup. Judging by the people present it's from some 3rd division teams' friendly match, and for all I know it happened years ago. Now have a like for the tumbling guards, and go play with your toys.

So you're basically going to tell kids stories. You evil mastermind!