I was thinking about going to a party as Ken Rosenberg this year.

"I poke my head outta the gutter for one freakin second, and fate shovels SHIT in MY face!"

By entering this thread, u have awoken [husker in cup] ( http://imgur.com/exPSDfG) He appears v slepy + angery.
What is ur next move?

A. BORK

B. give treat or toss boll

C. head rub

D. go left into the dungeon

"Fit women under 30 shouldn't wear bras!"

*Waits patiently in front yard*

It's the purest kind of love. Entirely theoretical

I love that Moby is trying to get into the edgy teen market

How many people slip on a banana daily?

It doesn't even look like the actual monsters that chase you, if they are going to put them on the cover in a stupid way and ruin the surprise of seeing them for the first time, don't tone down how grotesque their mouths are.

These birdbrained hoes man...

Good god, man - you're involved with a demon.

Easy way to remember all the stages in order. An engine sucks, squeezes, bangs, and then blows.