It seems to me jimmies have been rustled.

In most mammal species such behaviour is used to represent a male's dominance over another male.

The other part of your post hardly makes any sense as there is also a holiday dedicated to men and so far we haven't been opressed (unless you count the feminist movement of course)

First of all I'd like to state that I have nothing against gay marriage or gay rights in general.

However, you cannot seriously claim that being gay (which in the past meant your line is dead with you) is seriously a normal thing. It defies evolution. If you're gay you can't breed, if your entire species was gay you'd die out.

Another thing that annoys me about gays is how SOME (and I really want to emphasize this) of them like to shove it into people's faces. Like, there is no such thing as a "Straight pride" parade. Heck people would even call it offensive, but a "Gay pride" parade is perfectly fine.

And don't even start with the minority argument, asian people are also a minority, there are no "Asian pride" parades.

Every time I beat a teacher in an debate I get sent to the principle's office.