The_Commander · 10 points ·
A BJ's a BJ.

The_Commander · 0 points ·
"Hitler is a fictional character"

Saying that is as stupid as saying Jesus Christ was fictional.

The_Commander · 1 points ·
It's so hot, your skin will melt and you will be lit on fire.

The_Commander · 1 points ·
Maybe I'll just buy a Fleshlight next time...

The_Commander · 1 points ·
HAHAHAHAHA XD

The_Commander · 1 points ·
Maybe if you started trying to catch with your whole hand instead of just using two fingers it'd go better for you.

The_Commander · 1 points ·
Only four year lifetime? She's a replicant!

The_Commander · 0 points ·
The bananas didn't take the pic as a selfie.

The_Commander · 1 points ·
Still playing 13 year or older games on my Windows7 gaming laptop.

The_Commander · 3 points ·
Where's Flordia?


:(