The_Surgeon · 4 points ·
'Van Hoch' comes pretty close. There's just no English equivalent to our 'G'. Definitely not 'Van Goff' though. Also, 'Van' should be pronounced as 'Vahn', not 'Venn'.

The_Surgeon · 2 points ·
It is fake. But I still agree.

The_Surgeon · 10 points ·
>Claims he's part of the 'non-***s who don't watch football'
>Username: cosplaykawaii

The_Surgeon · 1 points ·
Anyone who thinks this is meant to be serious is American-level retarded. This guy was, as we say, taking the piss.

The_Surgeon · 2 points · *
Yeah, that gay little standing-around-in-tight-pants game that you guys play? Nobody else calls that football. Mostly because there are no balls involved, and the feet play a secondary role at best.

The_Surgeon · 15 points ·
Everybody here's fine with seeing shitty Game of Thrones posts 24/7 but a few World Cup jokes and you all lose your shit. Just let us have this, and we'll let you have your sarcastic midgets and whiny dragon ***es for the rest of the year.

The_Surgeon · 4 points ·
I know England have no hope at the world cup, more than willing to admit that. Doesn't change that this joke is old as shit.

The_Surgeon · 20 points ·
Four year old joke. Impressive.

The_Surgeon · 11 points ·
It's not very funny

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