thegozeta · 0 points ·
This is the Ultra Rare Canadian made Ferrari, the Superleggera Alce Americano.

With a whopping 295 rear wheel Moosewatts (convert to Horsepower by multiplying by 3.281).

The beauty came standard with the maple syrup and pine scented cabin air filtration system, also for reduced driver distraction the stereo was removed cause driving at speed with the radio blaring would be unsafe and that would just be unCanadian eh.

I cannot believe this rare example still has the factory 31.9 kilogram aluminized steel rims to bad she is missing the stanley cup center spinners.

Ah well you win some you lose some.

There is an old wives tale about the last one of these built was smuggled out of the factory before it was shut down by Sicilians, and supposably hidden in the tunnels under Moose Jaw.

Amazing find there bub.

thegozeta · 1 points ·
And not a peep from the FBI...

thegozeta · 1 points ·
And I parked 'em out back.

thegozeta · 1 points ·
\#WasteHerDime2016

thegozeta · 1 points ·
>St. Peter: "Yo, dude. I dare you!"

>Jesus: "Nah man. Dad'll be pissed."

>St. Peter: "I double dog dare you! Common, no one will notice."

>Jesus: .......

>St. Peter: "Doooo iiiiit."

>Jesus: *sigh* "For me sake! Fine!"

>God: "Jesus Christ! Get up here now!"

thegozeta · 1 points ·
ITS ***ING RAW!

thegozeta · 2 points ·
"Cringe"

for ***s sake

thegozeta · 1 points ·
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

thegozeta · 1 points ·
Moon moon strikes again

thegozeta · 1 points ·
Print meme = tips? Surely you're just going to end up with pictures of Harambe in the jar.


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