To be fair, I forgot about this comment and was going to just go "no" with a pic of Patrick, but I kind of lost the timing so why not?

— Hello ladies, you had dinner yet?
— Not yet.
— alright, what do you say we go out? I have a reservation
— Oooh...!
— Is it good 8:30?
— Oh, perfect, I'll be there (during this line he was going to say something but ended up being cut by the girl)
— Now we are talking
— Thank you~!
— I really like to listen to music as I handle things, you know
— Oh~ I like that new Huey Lewis
— Do you really?
— Yeah
— Alright, read my mind
— Hahahahaha
— Nice
— That's fantastic
— *random guy* alright hold it, ok, just... perfect
— You are fantastic
— Thank you

I can

It feels like your brain gets frozen.

And here we have a group of ultra real unicorns - aka Narwhals

I need one of those -> seems perfect to throw at peop- things, throw at things.

Are you saying people can forget about Altered Beast?

Thanks -> I found it out yesterday a little after I posted the comment, for I searched about it - but thanks for posting it

Jeff, the Killer -> another creepy pasta.

I have no idea about the dude on the left, though