>seeing this is from /pol/ a week ago

the point of this was keeping people in the dark...way to go...

terrible terrible cancer. those are tumor you insensitive prick. why do you think she doesnt get up? because the cancer has destroyed the nerves in her legs and the base of her spine and she cant walk. christ. way to make fun of the terminally ill you sick ***.

i feel there is a god because he made humans who made skyrim. PRAISE THE LAWD!!!!

bf3 was a full game, but i will admit they had tons of bugs. there are hackers in every game. the whole crap about "uuuuh bf3.5" is crap. alot of the framework has been redone and there is tons of new content. calling it 3.5 is like saying "world of warcraft is an incomplete game". its new content. get over yourself. and saying bf4 or bf3 "expansions" or premium is like asking to "pay for the final boss" is like saying half 2ep 1 and 2 were asking to pay for the final boss. its extra content filled with hours of gameplay. dont be butthurt because of whatever prejudice you have to the bf franchise.

Top Lane-(Batman vs. Iron Man)
Iron Man pulls ahead at the start, obviously having greater firepower, mobility, armor, and all around abilities. BUT if batman is able to farm creeps properly and builds enough gold, he would be able to research some amazing new gadget tailor made to destroy Iron Man.
VERDICT: Iron Man by default, but Batman will dominate if he plays it smart.

Jungle-(Wolverine vs. Blade)
Wolverine is the obvious choice, but closer inspection of both characters power show a very similar ability makeup. Extreme healing/regen, speed, massive stamina, super strength, and multiple indestructible blades. This would say that they are evenly matched. One thing separates them. Because of wolverines inner indestructible skeleton, that blade does not have, he will take this category.
VERDICT: Wolverine, but just barely.

Mid Lane-(Yoda vs. Magneto)
Yoda vs. Magneto is a strange competition. Both have the ability to control matter in some form. Unfortunately, Magneto's ability is only the control matter that is classified as a metal. Yoda on the other hand does not have this limitation, enabling him to control all matter. That being said, Magneto's control ability is quick and almost instant while Yoda's ability is slow and takes time to fully manifest the force. In a one on one fight between Magneto and Yoda, it would depend on the situation. If Yoda took Magneto by surprise, Yoda would win. If Magneto took Yoda by surprise, Magneto would win. In a team fight, both would provide support in the same way. Both would be able to effectively stop ganking from the junglers (Wolverine vs. Magneto and Yoda vs. Blade). In every aspect they are almost even. Magneto's ability is faster but is limited while Yoda's is slow and unlimited.
VERDICT: They tie.

Bottom Lane (Neo and Green Lantern vs. Legolas and Captain America)
VERDICT: Neo and Green Lantern DESTROY Legolas and Captain America
The verdict came first because there is no contest, BECAUSE OF NEO!!! If it was Neo BY HIMSELF he would win. He can dodge, stop in mid air, or destroy Legolas's projectiles. He can defeat Captain America in hand to hand combat and fling his shield out of the area. Of course, if Neo wanted to win instantly, he could make Legolas and Capt. A explode in a spray of red rain. This paired with Neo's super speed, strength, vast arsenal of guns, and flight, Neo is obviously going to carry this team. Green Lantern has access to unlimited constructs and can also fly. Legolas and Captain America have semi-super speed and some acrobatic skills, but will never be able to out maneuver their opponents. There offensive ability is also lacking. Arrows and blades for Legolas while Capt. A has his fists and a shield.
VERDICT (again: Neo and Green Lantern)

FINAL VERDICT: The Left Team Wins.
For the most part, the match ups are very close or ties. But in the end, the dominance of the Left in the bottom lane will allow for an early push, with the ultimate destruction of everything in bottom lane. Now that Neo and Green Lantern can assist elsewhere, the other battles quickly turn in the Left's favor. Team fights are quickly decided with Yoda's extensive support and Neo's heavy hitting abilities. Left Wins. gg and reque.

dat feel when you still play half life 2, and most likely will buy half life 3. people are just valve's sheep...now do you see how stupid you sound?

no no no. it would mean that other peoples magic resistance is nullified.

what comic is this from. i remember seeing variations of this with carlton instead.