ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
*** I'm done wit you

ToothpasteWizard · 0 points ·
Bonus points if it's a motorcycle.

ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
Needs a pumpkin chai and some yoga pants. Then you'd have yourself a basic ***.

ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
Have you watched this guy's show? Odds are good that he will.

ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
"That makes him smart" - Donald Trump

ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
The soul patch is a nice touch

ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
Babies in Halloween costumes make me temporarily forget that I never want to have kids. So precious!!!

ToothpasteWizard · 1 points ·
No, it's just an escalator now... right?

ToothpasteWizard · 3 points ·
GB should join up with us; I hear they're single now.


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