White women are both a plague and a blessing. It depends. Either most based people alive or most cringe people alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu0mtrI-wUo&list=RDuu0mtrI-wUo

I spend 200€ a month on food or around 50€ a week. You can do much with root vegetables, beans, lentils, peas, etc,, Rice and/or Flour and sometimes meat that is on discount.
Medieval peasant diet

as long as the balls don't touch

brown gf elf speaks to the white hotblooded man

Gute Nachricht Translation?
In highly philological/literal translations it is often just as furry. See Schlachter as an example
"Die liebliche Hindin, die anmutige Gemse, ihr Busen soll dich allezeit sättigen, von ihrer Liebe sollst du stets entzückt sein!"

So more a goat guy?

this is one thing i love about germany and hate about the rest of the world

If you know german, you can go all across germany and never run into issues. sure not 100% of germany knows german, and sure bavarians have silly slang. but you can talk to just about everyone. ((unless they are part of the crime cast))

the rest to of the world? it feels like every block has their own retarded version of their local language, with the assumption they aren't speaking some dead language to "keep tradition"

It is. Though it depends on the context. The fool is the fool because he doesn't know his ultimate destination . He just knows that this is the right direction to go and thus he walks.