Je suis ton ombre, ton reflet. Ton nega.

Vramant drôle ton mémé big

Someone wants to be a very lucky wolf

I got that reference

I think the real culprit is Charles Leitchmere Cross

Not quite. 1. The DNA test can only exclude People so not really a prof.
2. We don't even know if that shawl is legit.

I'll get some beef with you if you want, Sir Poopypants

You started the feud

Maybe that little brother is only craving the love you deny him. You are older, cooler, more active. He only has you as his Sun and yet you spit on him. Maybe that's because you are bitter not to have a role model, or bitter that you are the saddest role model there is for your little bro?

Ouch. If I was your friend in real life, it would be over.