Whatever it is, it's on the window. ;)

Time is relevant. ;)

Your analogy makes no sense at all. Perhaps it would if she provoked someone in the wrong neighborhood, I could draw the connection... Being drunk and provoking someone is consequence of your own actions. It should not be abused, but there are many different people out there. You cannot affect their actions, but you surely can yours, so don't get wasted like a brick and you'll be just fine.

Technically ,she got drunk herself, he didn't force her to anything. She makes decisions for herself. I would have done the same thing though.

She's pretty anyway. ;)

That's a hotdog, not a sandwich... Run dude.. Ruuuuuuuuuuun!

Sexism spotted in the title!!

New age helicopters with blades instead of propellers?

What language is this?

I don't judge people by their looks. Personality is a lot more important to me, and something tells me her personality is shit if she's using him. You did write some valid points there, but I still stay by my statement: friendzone does not exist. Get the courage to ask and see how things go. Girls like to see self confident and capable guys, not silent and needy ones.