This is most likely due to zoning in the area that prohibits neon signs. Something like this exists in my home town but I love the irony here.

I feel like Drake lowkey has the "Best Day Ever" song on rotation

It's like looking in a mirror.

"Umm, I said my name was Clint"

Dr Suess level vegetation right there

I will be happy if they can get rid of the evolution animation for already evolved PokeMon. There is only so many times I can watch a weedle evolve.

When the weather is nice, I love to wear lightweight sundresses to school. Especially since our school doesn't have air conditioning. Because of this, we usually have the windows open and my worst fear is that one day a breeze is going to blow my dress up, exposing the class to my throbbing erection.