omg that title is so perfect

I've never seen a more accurate post

maybe her car is like most girls' purses, an endless black hole that can store anything and everything in the universe inside

that's who I thought it was at first lol

I simply felt this comment deserved more attention because of the hilarity. Making multiple accounts and all that is way too much work for someone as lazy as me

The nervous system requires the constant pull of gravity in the correct direction through the shark’s body! Turning the shark upside down sends the tiny pulses of salts that drive the spinal fluid in the wrong direction slowing and even shutting down the nervous system by compromising the circulation.

Also, Sharks cannot breathe without constantly swimming, so if you stop them swimming to hold them upside down it's possible they could go faint due to lack of oxygen.

dodge, miss, miss, parry, dodge

I logged in just to upvote this comment

whenever you try to delete or edit a comment, it simply returns the "oops, something went wrong" error
-windows 7
-tested in firefox and chrome

at the end he's like "screw this I'm goin to sleep"