How to get hit by a car on haloween

My thumb is tired, can someone make this a .gif?

Awfully bright for 4am.

Incorrect use of "whomever" as the subject of a noun clause.

Ghetto confirmed.

To save time, just remember that in binary if it starts with 011 it is a letter, take that off than just convert what is left mentally to decimal and just convert that to a letter

~~011~~00010 = 0+0+0+2+0 = 2 = B

~~011~~01111 = 0+8+4+2+1 = 15 = O

Mel Brooks's greatest joke, making people think that Rogue One is a Star Wars movie when really it is a sequel to Spaceballs.

the tandem shower is always the best worst idea you can have. You think it will be all fun sexy times, until you realize you have to share the water and space with another person.

Wait till you see Toussaint. It's like a damn fairy tale

http://i.imgur.com/ZiYcf2R.png

Am I missing something here?

rare comic depicting one of the most popular pokemon without over exploiting it