usmllikfrtz · 1 points ·
Harambe had hands like this. Makes me miss him even more.

usmllikfrtz · 1 points ·
Just tell them you're obviously not voting for the rich, corrupt, power-hungry candidate with a track record of professional failure.

They'll assume you're voting like them.

usmllikfrtz · 1 points ·
*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. You see, I wasn't always a master thief, but..."

usmllikfrtz · 1 points ·
I always like this comic but you kind of ruin it by putting the punchline in the title...

End reached.
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