*throws the ring into mount Doom*: "YOU'RE FIRED"

FRODO RUN ! GET TO THA EAGLES !

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

I once grinded tailoring (the most boring skill of all time to lvl, imagine clicking the same 3 buttons for 2 hours) to lvl 6 meaning I had insanly good armor all over my body... only to die from a bite to the ***ing hands, the one place you cant protect by tailoring

Honestly sometimes I wish I could go back to being a newbie barely surviving past the first day. After you develop your sixth sense for danger the game goes from "impossibly scary and brutal roguelike" to "the sims for grown men".

Had a call with my bank representative about serious finance stuff ect. In the end we had this conversation:
"BTW anon is your email still *[email protected]*?"
"oh... I still use that email but you can change it to my new adress: *[email protected]*"
"nah anon, keep it like it is. It makes it really hard for scammers to find you"

The russians are the ones attacking heavily defended entrenched positions right now... They havent been able to push a single HOI4 tile worth of territory since 2022. At what point does it become a phyrric victory for them?

"I'm in"

Mittens POV