VonBaron · The Insane · 5 points ·
How about 60s?

VonBaron · The Insane · 2 points · *
we sure its not the tech bros? Zucc went from failing a metaverse to wanting to make AI friends.

VonBaron · The Insane · 1 points ·
drink more

VonBaron · The Insane · 7 points ·
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

VonBaron · The Insane · 5 points ·
4chan autists dont have autism. they just suck and self diagnose something to hide their faults

VonBaron · The Insane · 0 points ·
ur part of the problem

VonBaron · The Insane · 2 points ·
nice pic of fugen

VonBaron · The Insane · 1 points ·
and then he starts posting on hugelol

VonBaron · The Insane · 5 points ·
stolen from the movie airplane

VonBaron · The Insane · 4 points ·
she has a type


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