At first, I thought it said Sun-sei

>Be me
>playing DnD with friends (we all like dank memes, so pretty much all of us are semi-retarded)
>be on a personal quest to find out if an egg has 1 or 2 yolks inside of it
>fight with goblins after they steal the egg
>almost got hand chopped off
>get the egg
>boil it
>no time to wait for it to cool off
>burn my hand taking it off the boiling water and peeling it
>cut it in half with my axe to see if there are two yolks in it (one half of it fell to the ground and is inedible)
>there are two yolks
>scream in joy
>one of my friends says that he tries to slap the other half of the egg to the ground
>Me: "i try to eat the egg before he can slap it!!!"
>DM: "roll a D20"
>rolls a 1
>oh_shit.jpg
>DM: "You try to eat the egg but miss your mouth, you slam the egg into your right eye leaving both of them destoyed"
>all of my friends laugh
>I cry for my egg

> be me
>in highschool
>pretty much a gamer normie
>watched *** daily
>friend who introduced me to *** shows me HL (years later from when i started watchin ***)
>a year passes and now I hate *** and everyone who watches it
>I call myself a "dank-memer" (if you wish (but the term is pretty normie by now))
>I'm probably still a normie

<------- take it

at least dont use the normie pic

or "choose your own adventure" game

this comment started a "different endings" role-playing game

god speed mi general