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Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British.

almost pissed myself

still worth it... all of it

It`s called a Kittler

Sorry but I`m not sure you can commit adultery if you are not married. Also the wordplay is not that clever,the title is lame and if it`s real you were probably looking for an idiotic excuse anyway. Better luck next time!

You should try some figs dear.

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Are you happy with yourself? I hope you are OP. I won`t visit this site until I read the 4th and 5th book. By the old gods and the new, I will not.