and because it looks cute it will be the thing that is most likely thing to kill you and will do it in the most horrendous way

are you sure it wasnt an anteloupe?
or was it a rock melon?

the manager is scarred for life

can second that

well technically it is part of the black widow family but it is a red back spider

and no the fangs on these are reasonably big and the venom can send you to hospital

seriously? go the turtle. then you can have the power to morph into any being you want. then you can be any of those superheroes except for ironman. and you could choose not to be in the form of the turtle most of the time

pretty sure the j-600 is a glue gun
http://www.nteinc.com/ecgproducts/new_heat_prod_2_06.html

yeah i was straight out of *** at that point. sorry about that

it was the monkey butler