It's a crank action Gatling gun not a minigun so like max 20? Freedoms per second.

Ali G at an anti abortion protest rally...

Ali: so is you for or is you against abortions?

Protestor: I'm against them.

Ali: has you ever had one?

Protestor: No I never have.

Ali G: Well maybe you should before you decide you's against them because I used to be anti Whopper until I ate one. Now I is pro Whoppers.

This is the opposite of irony

Now you just need a pizza scoop.

Peek-a-hoo

That's Hope That Helps. A hilarious website that poses as customer service of major brands and responds to ***s.

Idk if I'd choose to call myself "The Turd."

> BBC are great with titles.

OP, however, are not.

Turning a crab into a poltical banner, poor creature doesn't deserve this horrible fate!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

...I've heard